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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.

(via cdeathhh)

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

(via combatbabycomeback)

All these statements are correct. (via takeoffyourpantsbitches)




Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

Yeah, I’ve noticed quite the spark between them. There’s even been a rumor going around that they’ve screwed.


(Source: dion-thesocialist)

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